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‘Rich people have nothing to do either’ confirm Man City
Manchester City have confirmed that rich people also scratch their private parts and play FIFA for days on end, after revealing that half of their first team squad have pulled out of their pre-season...
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Carlos Tevez granted extra week to hide by City
Manchester City have allowed want away striker Carlos Tevez a further week to find a decent hiding spot before coming after him with a big net and a taser gun. The club’s counting to 100 deadline was...
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New United generation as tossy as the old generation club confirm
Manchester United have confirmed that their new generation of steroid filled scientific experiments will hold just the same capability as their predecessors of scoring during the 8th minute of injury...
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Shock as Manchester City signing actually not bad
Football experts and Gary Neville were left stunned last night after one of Manchester City’s new signings didn’t actually play that bad. The £38 million pound striker surprisingly did what he was...
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Mario Balotelli to be questioned after placing horse head in Mancini’s sheets
Manchester City striker Mario Balotelli is to be investigated by anti-mafia officers after the Italian forward was found to leave a horse head in Roberto Mancini’s bedroom and warned fellow forward...
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Shock as Hargreaves kicks ball without leg falling off
Still has leg There was shock this morning after video replays revealed that Owen Hargreaves did manage to kick a football last night without crumbling into hundreds of tiny little pieces. Medical...
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Tevez refuses to be suspended
Manchester City want away Carlos Tevez has refused to be suspended causing uproar around the football world. City boss Roberto Mancini told the former Manchester United star of his ban in a private...
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National Holiday declared to aid with mocking
Prime Minister David Cameron has declared today a national holiday, in an attempt to boost the unstoppable mocking being aimed at both Manchester United and Manchester City. The two clubs were...
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Balotelli a dick again for now
Mario Balotelli is a dick again, until he does something awesome like take a piss in a school canteen reports have revealed. The headline making Manchester City forward took time away from his busy...
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‘Too many internationals taking toll on players’ says man organising club...
Manchester City jester Brian Marwood has suggested that international football will kill the Premier League, not traipsing around the planet playing pointless games for lots of advertising money....
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‘Rich people have nothing to do either’ confirm Man City
Manchester City have confirmed that rich people also scratch their private parts and play FIFA for days on end, after revealing that half of their first team squad have pulled out of their pre-season...
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Carlos Tevez granted extra week to hide by City
Manchester City have allowed want away striker Carlos Tevez a further week to find a decent hiding spot before coming after him with a big net and a taser gun. The club’s counting to 100 deadline was...
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New United generation as tossy as the old generation club confirm
Manchester United have confirmed that their new generation of steroid filled scientific experiments will hold just the same capability as their predecessors of scoring during the 8th minute of injury...
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Shock as Manchester City signing actually not bad
Football experts and Gary Neville were left stunned last night after one of Manchester City’s new signings didn’t actually play that bad. The £38 million pound striker surprisingly did what he was...
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Mario Balotelli to be questioned after placing horse head in Mancini’s sheets
Manchester City striker Mario Balotelli is to be investigated by anti-mafia officers after the Italian forward was found to leave a horse head in Roberto Mancini’s bedroom and warned fellow forward...
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Shock as Hargreaves kicks ball without leg falling off
Still has leg There was shock this morning after video replays revealed that Owen Hargreaves did manage to kick a football last night without crumbling into hundreds of tiny little pieces. Medical...
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Tevez refuses to be suspended
Manchester City want away Carlos Tevez has refused to be suspended causing uproar around the football world. City boss Roberto Mancini told the former Manchester United star of his ban in a private...
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National Holiday declared to aid with mocking
Prime Minister David Cameron has declared today a national holiday, in an attempt to boost the unstoppable mocking being aimed at both Manchester United and Manchester City. The two clubs were...
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